and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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