I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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