I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
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there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
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I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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