so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize