So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Where is the hickey?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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