I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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