Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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