I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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