this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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