Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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