Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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