Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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