Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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