dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I think your dad took our porno
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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