I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
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