i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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