i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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