Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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