I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.