But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY