I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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