that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
operation harelip BJ is a go
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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