Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Is it penis luge time yet?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals