We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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