Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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