I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
wow bdsm is so cute
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