That's intense
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
i believe in u and ur pee
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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