i don't plan on having that self control this summer
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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