I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
A+ Viking dick
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Randomize
