scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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