ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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