so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
