i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
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In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
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A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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