So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
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After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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