I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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