i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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