So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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