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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If that was your dad, he is hot
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
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You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
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I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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