i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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