If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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