Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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