hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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