Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
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Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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