this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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