I wannas sexs uuuuu
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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