He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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