i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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