i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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