Can Purell be used as lube?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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