I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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