dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
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