you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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