The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
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