I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
my poor anus
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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