I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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