Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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