Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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