Whod you bang
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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