As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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