ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I'm having to shit out rocks
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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