Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Randomize
