Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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